Pumpkin Pie Donut

Pumpkin Pie Spiced Donut

So, let’s say you stop visiting a place for a very long time.  You know that it’s a place that you don’t enjoy it.  But, you forget exactly why.  This “creme” filling was an instant reminder.  They can’t call it buttercream.  Why, you ask?  Well, you see there’s no cream present.  The unbearable density of the vegetable shortening and sugar smacked frosting “creme” was simply too unpleasant to put into words.  And, let’s not even mention the way it refuses to melt in your mouth.  Nah, forget that.  Let’s mention it.  That thick super slow melting “creme” could be the basis of a horror movie… “It lingers!”  Just don’t do it.

Thanks for the unforgettable reminder, Dunkin’ Donuts!