Shrimp Basket

Shrimp Étouffée Platter (spelled and accented properly)

Shrimp ‘N Grits

Thankfully, this dish doesn’t mangle a foreign language (see below). But, it is served with an absolutely puzzling side dish of cole slaw. Please, don’t ask us to explain the cole slaw. We […]

Angry Whopper

Angry Whopper

Is it the angriest whopper, really? We hope not. That’d be sad.

Is it a bun? Or, is it play-doh?

The bun glows an unnatural shade of red. It’s denser than a standard whopper bun. But, it’s not that […]

A Misty Morning & What Not To Eat

Varasano’s — Perimeter Mall

Bourbon Snow Cone?

Is it a snow cone misted with bourbon?

Ok, seriously, where’s the bourbon? It’s most definitely not in our glass. Is this a poor excuse for a prank? We prefer not to be pranked when $10 cocktails are involved. What we were served […]

Cap’n Crunch Delights

Taco Bell’s Cap’n Crunch Delights

Cinnabon Delights

“Wow, these are REALLY greasy!”

So, the slogan on the bag says, “You Can Taste It!”

What exactly are we tasting? The oil? Lots and LOTS […]

Pumpkin Pie Donut

Pumpkin Pie Spiced Donut

So, let’s say you stop visiting a place for a very long time. You know that it’s a place that you don’t enjoy it. But, you forget exactly why. This “creme” filling was an instant reminder. They can’t call it buttercream. Why, you ask? […]

Rib Sandwich — Burger King Style

Burger King’s Rib Sandwich

Apparently, Burger King was jealous of McDonald’s atrocity. Yes, we’re referring to the “McRib”. Now, Burger King has it’s very own atrocity. Actually, that’s harsh. At least the BK rib sandwich is edible. We doubt we’d ever willingly eat it again. But, it doesn’t […]

Ikea Cafeteria

Chocolate Mousse Cake

Looks great! Tastes… not so great. For such a deep dark chocolate colored cake, it has remarkably little flavor. And, the mousse has a cloyingly, thick texture. Chocolate that refuses to melt in your mouth is extremely unpleasant.

Chocolate Toffee […]

Shane’s Rib Shack

Shane’s BBQ Chicken Half (eaten?)

No, we did not start eating prior to this shot.

This is exactly what this bbq chicken half looked like when we opened our to-go box. We can only assume they pawn off mutilated chicken pieces to unsuspecting to-go customers. We’re […]

The Worst Meal of 2010

The McRib

There are no words to describe the absolute and utter regret we felt after taking the first bite of this abomination. It was horrible. The formed meat patty of unknown origins was unidentifiable. It had absolutely zero flavor. And, the excessive amounts of […]